Sunday, 28 July 2013

Rangeeniyan #2 - Patient Counselling

Patient counselling about the drug is one of the vital responsibility of a Pharmacist.Pharmacist in Pakistan is involve in every discussion with the Patient (e.g from the political situation of Pakistan to the divas of bollywood) except Patient Counselling.

Following is the conversation between Rangeela PharmaSust and the Patient

Patient: I need Metronidazole 400mg a.k.a Peeli wali goli (the yellow tablet) 

Rangeela: Sir do you have a Prescription?
Patient: No! Do I need one?

Rangeela: No you don't need one its just a piece of Paper and we are already sick of collecting those Papers.BTW who recomends you metronidazole?

Patient: God bless our Sabziwala he said to me that the Peeli goli works like a magic pill its not only treats your stomach-ache but also let go away all the miseries of life.

Rangeela: Indeed the Peeli goli certainly is a Magic pill. How much do you need?

Patient: 2 strips

Rangeela: Here it is?

Patient: How do I have to take this tablet

Rangeela: Oh Sorry let me counsell you.its very easy you just have to push that tablet untill its gets out of the strip ,pour a glass of water ,place the tablet on your tongue and drink the glass of water.Simple as ABC. 

Patient: Thanks alot.
This is how the patient is being counselled.Rangeela has provided every information a patient might need.
*Trust me he is the savior to this Profession.

Saturday, 20 July 2013

Rangeeniyan #1-Clinical Decision Making

Pharmacists in Pakistan are extensively involve in critical clinical decision making.They are very vigilant in observing the clinical situation of the patient and acting promptly.
Following is the conversation between the Rangeela PharmaSust and the Patient ; shows that how much he is involve in critical decision making.

(A Retail Pharmacy Setup)

Patient: Sir I need a Pamper!

Rangeela: What size of Pamper do you need?

Patient: I don't know my wife just said to me that if you want me to allow you to enter the home bring chunno's Pamper.

Rangeela: Sir how old is Chunnoo?

Patient: I don't know, today when I leave my home at morning for my office there was No chunno.

Rangeela: Sir i am getting your Point this problem often occurs with our customers wait a little bit and let me calculate.(few minutes later)So according to the theory of relativity and Newton's 3rd Law of motion,Chunno should wear a Pamper of size Zero.
Pharmacists are the integral part of the health care profession and we are being blessed with the expertise of Rangeela.Imagine the world without the skills and expertise of Rangeela.

*Trust me he is the savior to this Profession.

Monday, 8 July 2013

Rangeela PharmaSust Introduction

RPh -Rangeela Pharmasust is a Pharmacist from Pakistan.He believes that he belongs to a lost Profession.He is also suffering from an identity crisis and trying to convince the people that his name has a prefix of Dr. but still he is a Pharmacist not a Physician.Rangeela PharmaSust will share his experience,thoughts and all the rangeeniyan invovle in a life of a Pharmacist at Pakistan.So stay tuned for some exciting stuff.

Trainee Pharmacist - The Super Hero (Specially for AKU Trainees)


A Trainee is a person who carries the superpowers of many Superheroes in one. He is like a Gola-Ganda of Superheros.He has the superpowers of Spiderman, The Transporter, The Chota from the Mechanic etc.Following are some superpowers of a Trainee

Spidey Sense 
it is generally used to mean a vague but strong sense of something being wrong, dangerous, suspicious, a security situation.A Trainee should posses this spidey sense so he can sense that when the change is going to arrive at the Bank and once you missed the stimulus of the spidey sense you’re going to be doomed. 

The Transporter 
Transport one item from one Satellite to another satellite sound easy but it is not that easy as it sounds like. It’s become very difficult when you are transporting 3 items from or to 3 different satellites and remembering to debit and credit it. It’s like solving a Samurai Sudoku. What you need is skill of a Transporter still you can’t afford to be as egoistic as Jason Statham in the movie because you’re not driving an Audi A8 while transporting these items.

The Chota
You people might be thinking that the Chota is not a superhero. Yes Chota is not a Superhero even Chota doesnot have any comic book published yet but soon it will be in the stores. Chota is the upcoming superhero from Pakistan. Chota has a superpower of frequently ending up doing those activities which he shouldn’t be doing.Every now and then you’ll be listening to the phrases like  
Oye Chotay! Critical tau kar day yar “ 
Oye Chotay! Coins tau bana day yar 
Oye ChotayMera Cash tau Submit karwa dena yar 
Oye ChotayTu bara kab hoga yar?” 
`The Guru 
The Trainee is the one who can do things which no one can do or you can say like that The Trainee is the one who had to do things which no one wants to do Like separating a pile of coins worth 100 from a pile of coins worth 1000 following a specified protocol (and that protocol is a variable which changes from Place to Place or Person to Person). 
  
Lord of the Tape Ball 
This Lord of the Tape Ball is not a person but it’s basically an interesting story. Following is the story of the Lord of the Tape ball narrated by him with a similar desperation as you people have seen in the skyshops ads. 
Lord of the Tape Ball:  I was very worried about my low self esteem. Whenever I use to play cricket with my friends at roadside I was always insulted by them because I don’t know how to tape a tennis ball. I was so worried that I think of committing suicide but one day I was informed by the training coordinator that next month you are selected to be trained for compounding. I never knew that taping the compounding bottles I am passively learning to tape a tennis ball. Now I am very happy it’s just like achieving the inner peace I Love my life Thank You Compounding. 

Conclusion 
I think now you people have understood its how cool to be a trainee and you are not a novice you are a superhero dealing with  different and new situations everyday and every situation is pulling a out the hero within you.